Rush Hour... OF DOOM

Whoop! I really feel accomplished with this one

So what we have here is a dynamic interaction of man's 3 great treasures: Fire, automobiles, and biological horrors. No, really, just a fun game where the goal is to blow stuff up. Who can argue with that?

Read the in-game instructions. a few fun facts:

All the sounds are done by me doing goofy things with my mouth.

The cars glitch out around the edges because of a fix i tried to put in to keep them from spawning on top of the monster. Truth be told, I know how to fix it, but i'm too lazy too .

I made a flash program of a very poorly drawn penis to experiment with the move functions of this game. I named him Hermes for his great and terrifying speed.

The elements NOT included in the guide in the Flash book are: forcing the cars to spawn on walls instead of the middle of the stage. Score scaling with the speed of the car. A timer to keep the monster from turning 30 times a second >.< a life counter, an about page, and randomized sound so that you're not hearing the same blasted sound effect every time you blow up a car >.> .

Enjoy! post your score! No haxing >